We all read it, and very smart men, too . . . perhaps our only sin of the day before becoming hard-working Smart Sensuality women until the moon rises. I speak of Britain's Daily Mail, of course . . . the thinking person's tabloid.
Some days are better than others, and today is rich with irrelevant but must-know brain smut.
Looking for Gold with Anna Nicole Smith
Making a living off the dead is not new, especially in the age of the Internet. Golden Palace.com has released snaps of a pregnant with daughter Danielynn, Anna Nicole Smith, who died in 2007. The company logo is stencilled on Nicole's baby bump in black, running also down her left thigh. Golden Palace.com says the model had agreed to become their spokesperson after her son Daniel died in 2006.
The campaign was also going to launch with an exclusive 'Anna Nicole' slot machine. After Nicole Smith's death, the company shelved the marketing campaign "out of respect for her and her family", writes the Daily Mail. Now it's time to revisit the campaign, including the slot machine.
Irina Shayk at Macy's Ideology
Irina Shayk showed up for the Macys Ideology activewear line press launch, clearly happy with all the attention garnered by her "mini frock".
The 25-year-old showed off her "flawless figure" -- a word we'd like to banish from journalism's vocab -- wearing a "daring dress" that barely covered her bottom, while revealing "side splits in the material below her bust".
It seems that the look isn't included in the Macy's Ideology active living collection, developed by Dancing With the Stars' Cheryl Burke, who looked rather pedestrian at the event in a grey track shoot.
Our instincts suggest that this Irina moment didn't play out exactly as planned for Macy's.
Modern Day Stooges
Paramount is producing a modern-day adaptation of The Three Stooges with Kate Upton center stage as Sister Bernice in a jaw-dropping swimsuit.
The temporarily speechless joksters, played by Sean Hayes (Larry), Chris Diamantopoulos (Moe) and Will Sasso (Curly) are positively reverential in the company of Sister Bernice, who as Kate Upton was voted Rookie of the Year after her sppearance in the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue. See Kate Upton editorials.
Then Curly says: "Hiya Sister Bernice. There's something different about you. Di you get a haircut?"