Terry Richardson Promises To Make Every Woman A Porn Star

Terry Richardson Purple Magazine #12Photographer Terry Richardson explains how he makes any woman a porn star and 80% of the time gets his cake in bed, leaving everyone satisfied with a job well done. This New York Observer 2004 article Terry Richardson's Dark Room is far better prose than anything we can write about Richardson.

From our vantage point, Terry Richardson comes from the same slut-girl school as Jezebel's Tracie 'the Slut Machine'. It's one look and approach to sexuality, generally favored by Conservatives, actually.

No lofty eroticism or sophisticated seduction mode are employed. Intimacy and connection -- what's that. Show the girl's fashionable butt crack, and let's be done with it.

Connection -- wtf! Any guy or girl on the bar stool will do cuz we all want to be porn stars at the end of the day. Terry Richardson discusses his photographic art and approach to getting laid in greater detail.

Note our disclaimer: we love sex every day of the week, have no problem with porn per se, but prefer erotica.

Any guy (or girl) on the bar stool won't make the grade, because we have discriminating taste. Maybe is a warped, hangover WASP thing. We're working on the cure, but presently this is how we row.

As for our dream vision of Woody Allen playing Terry Richardson, there is definitely vintage Woody-light ripe for illumination here.

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